guys who think that sex is over when they’ve finished are literally THE WORST kind of people
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
That was magical.
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My education in a nutshell
I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.
Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped
Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie